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Updated November 24, 2023 Take the edge off of aging with these amusing birthday jokes. Looking for the perfect way to sprinkle humor on a birthday celebration? Whether it's a cute quip for your kid or a hilarious roast for your coworker, I've got you covered.
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101 Old Age Jokes for Birthday Cards We'll start with our best one-liner old people jokes, then move in to funny birthday wishes for BFFs. After that, you'll find some great, humorous quotes about getting older, followed by the very best old-age puns.
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I'm not getting older, I'm just becoming a classic car. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the birthday cake. RELATED: 120 Knock Knock Jokes Guaranteed to Crack You Up. Witty Old-Age Jokes & Quotes
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The best getting old jokes 1. What do stars and dentures have in common? They both come out at night. 2. What defies the law of gravity? Your age because it goes up but never comes back down. 3. How do you know you're old? It's your birthday, and there are more candles than cake. 4. I'm not getting old… I'm becoming a classic. 5.
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If you thought that was good (or bad), then these coffee puns will offer a whole latte laughs. 2. I bought you a loaf of bread for your birthday toast. 3. You feta have a…gouda birthday. 4.
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60th Birthday One-Liners about Grey hair. You know you're getting old when the little old grey-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife. Don't worry, they are not grey hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise. Those aren't grey hair you see.
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Birthday Jokes 1. Did you hear about the tree's birthday party? Things got pretty sappy! 2. What does a clam do on his birthday? It shellebrates! 3. What kind of music is scary for birthday.
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Cute Puns for Friends and Family Looking for a fun and light birthday message for friends or family members? These cute little puns are all kinds of fun. There's no time like the present I forgot to buy! It's all fun and games until somebody puts the candles out. Don't gift up, don't gift in; it's time to celebrate your birthday again!
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These side-splitting jokes cover everything from memory loss to wrinkles, making them perfect for anyone looking to laugh at the passage of time. Happy birthday - let's kick off the festivities with some good old-fashioned aging humor! List of Jokes About Getting Old Birthday . 1. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
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25. View more comments. #20. John is out with his friends and stops by his grandmother's house for a visit. There's a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table, and John and his friends start snacking on them. When they're ready to leave, his friends say, "Nice to meet you, ma'am, and thank you for the peanuts."
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1. What's the secret to having a smoking hot body as a senior? Cremation. 2. What is a prize old people can win for aging? Atrophy. 3. I used to know a couple who grew fruit trees together. They.
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Bella September 30, 2023 6 Mins Read 194 0 Birthday Jokes for Old Person Why did the old man put his cake in the freezer? Because he wanted to have his cake and freeze it too! How do you know you're getting old? When the candles cost more than the cake! Did you hear about the senior citizen who couldn't find his glasses?
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1. When you are old, getting lucky is walking into a room and remembering exactly why you are there. 2. You get that tattoo of barbed wire when you are 18, but by the time you are 80, it is a picket fence. Robin Williams 3. When you were born, the Dead Sea was only sick! Read also 50+ funny and quirky messed-up jokes that should be banned 4.
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75 Hilarious Birthday Jokes That Are Guaranteed to Get a Laugh Compiled by Deepak Kashyap, readersdigest.ca Updated: Oct. 26, 2023 "Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays, live the longest." 1 / 14 Photo: Shutterstock Birthday Jokes That'll Make Anyone Laugh Birthday Cake Love
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It's your birthday! I hope you shellibrate! Happy Birthday, stud muffin. Don't worry. I would never baguette your birthday. A lentil older, a lentil wiser. Another birthday has creped up on you…. Hap-pea birthday! To discover more amazing secrets about living your best life, click here to follow us on Instagram!